We decided to open a small underground cafe, despite the fact that mandatory ladder usage cuts out DoorDash as a delivery carrier.

We began feeding a trio of alley cats, which led Decker to wandering through the house muttering "I'm going to pet that cat!" for hours on end while staring conspiratorially out the front windows.

We entered the annual Detroit Destruction Derby (D3) and sadly placed dead last as all four of our tires popped within the first sixty seconds.