We decided to make snow angels in every park in our city! It took a really long time, we almost got frostbite, and Decker consumed over 65 cups of hot cocoa; but in the end the pictures speak for themselves.

We spent the entire month on the run from the authorities for creating the Internet Deathtrap known as 1080pTitties.com, a website that definitely is not safe to visit.

We decided to speedrun real estate and in the course of 5 days blitzed the entire home-buying process, purchasing a quaint little estate that we've titled CHAOS GASM, so named for the graffiti on the adjacent abandoned apartment complex.