How dare you even guess that! ... Wait, it was the correct option ?!?!

 

It was! But also it was fake. As part of a community summit for DPD where normal people got to try their hand at being Police, Decker was asked to play the role of an abusive spouse in a scenario. There's even a video recording of it! Needless to say it was a loud disaster where no laws were enforced, much panic was had, and I ended up getting murdered by my scenario-spouse.

 

Additional September events include one of the cats getting stuck in a nearby building and awaiting rescue (not that he let us rescue him, he just waited for us to attempt a rescue and then jumped down all by himself, classic cat move), and our dog Ivan beginning to accompany Larrea on her weekly runs (which he hates, because it depletes his precious calories). On the up-side, we bought Ivan a very cute hat to make up for the exercise torture.