Larrea decided to supplement her income by entering the horse trade, but had to stop because although she was selling quite a few she was also keeping way too many for it to be sustainable.

An asteroid struck the moon and both objects crashed down into the Earth, ending life as we know it and plunging the planet into perpetual darkness due to the debris clouds blocking all sunlight. You do remember that, right? It was kind of a big deal. It'd be super embarrassing if you forgot.

Decker was arrested for dressing up in a humongous feathery yellow bird costume and walking the streets yelling at people about the alphabet.